tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90754719692550864712024-02-19T10:29:43.160-05:00Michael B. NicholsonMike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-91817024219637481562010-04-28T15:34:00.003-05:002010-04-28T16:45:53.498-05:00Modding a Boombox for the iPad/iPhone/iPod<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;">I enjoy playing my music collection using the remote speaker feature of iTunes from both my Mac and my Apple TV (Used in the RV when camping) using </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><a href="http://www.apple.com/airportexpress/">Apples Airport Express</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;">. But I got tired of dragging around my Airport Express, patch cables, the boom-box and both power cords. So I decided to integrate them all together. I took apart the old boom-box, cut out the back of the battery compartment, and integrated both an iPod charging cube and the Airport Express. I fixed the ac adapter back inside the cut out hole, so that I can unplug the AE simply by pulling it out, so its not permanent. My son suggested I also add a dock. Using one from my 1st gen iPhone, I broke out the Dremel tool and made a drastic mod, chopping off the side and front lips, the the connector sits above the surface more or less. I have breathed new life into that old boom-box as it is now a cross functional music playing machine, supporting the original iPod, iPod Touch, iPhones (all of 'em) and the iPad. And now with the iPad, its a table top movie theater too!</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, serif;"><br /></span></span></div></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigFP5AoFQhD0ZA0K9GMY280wpZ2zdr9PdxaQ4CKFj3oj5uiFrSvNyFXK9NX5rf75EVRqJLyVDqGPS3PHr4M7Ctos7la6emHapihAUY9I9vvzp1YnlJai47U4Mc4KNiipf-uTNNT4rtK4s/s1600/IMG_1073.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigFP5AoFQhD0ZA0K9GMY280wpZ2zdr9PdxaQ4CKFj3oj5uiFrSvNyFXK9NX5rf75EVRqJLyVDqGPS3PHr4M7Ctos7la6emHapihAUY9I9vvzp1YnlJai47U4Mc4KNiipf-uTNNT4rtK4s/s400/IMG_1073.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465290365724482098" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUbyQdtdFpCFv2YpTSNREjNR4E9lHXXfzcAOxp-TgyWNHNyx6fNL9Oe8pDJURWNf7iSfL2w8IvPOM1TyvmNe6eVKvjJCUFgWFgFKGmux98kvSq_KgxjH7-hZnrZE4uKI3U4Ycvfq6QbEA/s1600/IMG_1075.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUbyQdtdFpCFv2YpTSNREjNR4E9lHXXfzcAOxp-TgyWNHNyx6fNL9Oe8pDJURWNf7iSfL2w8IvPOM1TyvmNe6eVKvjJCUFgWFgFKGmux98kvSq_KgxjH7-hZnrZE4uKI3U4Ycvfq6QbEA/s400/IMG_1075.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465290393728912946" /></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUbyQdtdFpCFv2YpTSNREjNR4E9lHXXfzcAOxp-TgyWNHNyx6fNL9Oe8pDJURWNf7iSfL2w8IvPOM1TyvmNe6eVKvjJCUFgWFgFKGmux98kvSq_KgxjH7-hZnrZE4uKI3U4Ycvfq6QbEA/s1600/IMG_1075.png"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf2kNyQMuiFfGOOgcJThOzX8uFJqOruJvwOJU3w3uI_tIxBNwHV7pgZugravC3eApUhTATg8ri1tquKpUSMkvPIp3cBpNODVRc3voRYxl657dEGQ8cL46RU49MuFgsZGDNXhoxuduCH-Q/s1600/IMG_1074.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf2kNyQMuiFfGOOgcJThOzX8uFJqOruJvwOJU3w3uI_tIxBNwHV7pgZugravC3eApUhTATg8ri1tquKpUSMkvPIp3cBpNODVRc3voRYxl657dEGQ8cL46RU49MuFgsZGDNXhoxuduCH-Q/s400/IMG_1074.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465290383620354514" /></a></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf2kNyQMuiFfGOOgcJThOzX8uFJqOruJvwOJU3w3uI_tIxBNwHV7pgZugravC3eApUhTATg8ri1tquKpUSMkvPIp3cBpNODVRc3voRYxl657dEGQ8cL46RU49MuFgsZGDNXhoxuduCH-Q/s1600/IMG_1074.png"><br /></a></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-1890016836788812932009-12-18T08:54:00.002-05:002009-12-18T09:43:57.905-05:00iPhone Touch for the Elderly or Geriatric<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I believe I've just discovered an under severed market. Albeit not a very sexy one, I believe it could be a very large and lucrative one for iPhone application developers. We recently bestowed my father with a bright shiny new iPod Touch for his 70th birthday. He is a lover of gadgets and technology from a user perspective. But what apps should we recommend to him. I don't suspect he is going to get a lot of mileage out of Duke Nukem or HipHop mixer. I also had other challenges such as no of very bad internet access. So I googled and googled and found nothing really answered my questions. So here is my initial take on setting up the iPhone or Touch and a few suggested applications. Leave comments on other suggestions.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">iPhone Settings:</span></div><div><ol><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Set the ringtone as "Old Phone." It is the loudest one.</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Set the Mail minimum font size to giant</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Turn on keyboard click (may not be heard, but could help with keys)</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Turn the brightness up all the way</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Use the MobileMe service for Locate my iPhone/Touch (very helpful)</span></li></ol></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, serif; ">FREE APPS</span></div><div><div><ol><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/in-case-emergency-limited-free/id319178726?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">ICE</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - In Case of Emergency contact information (Put icon on home screen)</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lose-it/id297368629?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Lose It</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - Plan for losing and tracking weight</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/medscape/id321367289?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">MedScape</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - WebMD's app for drug info and interactions </span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/pillbox/id303851018?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">PillBox</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - Medication management ad tracking</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sol-free-solitaire/id287197884?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">SolFree Solitaire</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - A nicely done and easy to understand and recognized game</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/usa-today/id300669003?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">USA Today</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - Easy interface, large fonts, simple to use.</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id295646461?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">The Weather Channel</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - Face it, weather is where its at and THE conversation.</span></li><li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/facebook/id284882215?mt=8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Facebook</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> - FREE - Strange but true, more and more grandparents are keeping up online</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/eyeread/id345271596?mt=8">EyeRead</a> - FREE - A magnifying glass for iPhones</span></li></ol></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Stay tuned for PAID apps</span></div><div><br /></div></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-52100440215804986972009-12-16T09:30:00.003-05:002009-12-16T10:24:28.786-05:00iPhone Development - Year One<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.driventree.com"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 46px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb5owfdWIVQhR-X3wLh28FwrD4Nk6ZghP1NAXBZjPLyUuWozL2SiUccOq2rd0fN0aTc3uAZuuCD4-vZ9-2vkRQnS49vvD44SLbhmjNoe8GwaCUE7QtT2bud0fJuk6wg-PrLBKs9b-M6pg/s400/Screen+shot+2009-12-16+at+9.37.26+AM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415843348370113186" /></a></div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal;"><br /></span></div> </span>In December of 2008, our little software venture Driven Tree, LLC had it's first application accepted by Apple and became available for purchase on the AppStore. Our first application Flipper, a MySQL client for the iPhone and Touch, kicked off what would be a year full of hope, excitement, disappointment, frustration and friendship. Notice I did not say financial prosperity but prosperity nevertheless. <div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Much like the gold rush of 1849, the riches of the AppStore seemed to be laying around on the ground waiting for the first fellow with the sense to bend over to simply pick it up. Today we have seven applications for sale on the AppStore and have yet to cover the cost of the coffee we drank at Starbucks over that same period. I suspect Apple has a secret pact with Starbucks. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Our hopes for new Apple hardware, job independence, self employment and debit relief have since faded as the reality of the situation slowly set in. We were 49'ers with all the right equipment, but like so many others, the claim we staked did not yield the mother load. But we continued to find just enough to keep us on the claim panning our hearts out never the less. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>In early 2008 we started talking about coming together and by September we had formed our LLC. This was during the most difficult economic times our country had seen in decades. Our full time employers were struggling mightily to stay afloat creating tension, uncertainty and fear in their work force and with us specifically with regarding the longevity of our primary cash flow, our real 9-5 jobs. So our hobby became a second job worked after hours, and on the weekends.</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>My concern was that having this new and exciting opportunity would distract us from our 9-5 jobs and interfere with our performance of those duties. But it did something more important that I could not have foreseen. It benefitted our struggling employers. By having hope in something we were doing, by having a creative outlet we were able to better manage our morale challenges that layoffs and downsizing were having on us. By not sitting around feelings sorry for ourselves, we were taking charge of our destinies. We were not helpless victims but captains of our own ship. While others around us seem to despair we flourished. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I don't want to paint too rosy a picture of course, as we were not making enough money to effect our financial well being. But what I want to convey is that we each benefited greatly by having a common shared goal, and the control over our decisions and directions. Something to focus on other than just the challenges we faced 9-5. There was occasional talk about the 9-5 but for the most part our join focus was on the new venture. We worked as a team and created things and expressed ourselves collaboratively over the year, and this made a huge difference. We were then able to bring that mental health, satisfaction and happiness back into our work place and remain upbeat and positive even under difficult circumstances. And that was a benefit to those around us as well. It also allowed us to improve our personal performance and accomplish more things within our 9-5 jobs as well. So while it was the most difficult year of the past 15 I've spent at my company, it was also my best performing year yet, according to my management.</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> And like a few 49'ers, perhaps lack of gold found was not a failure, but the land, location, relationships and camaraderie are the better value, and who knows we may still strike it rich the old fashion way, with continued hard work and creative innovation.</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-84129135505175476822009-04-02T07:12:00.002-05:002009-04-02T07:17:31.852-05:00Stop hugging your data for god sakes<div>I love love love watching Ted.com lectures. They are just amazingly interesting and inspiring. I subscribe to their video podcast, and keep the latest 10 on my iPhone, for viewing anytime I get stuck waiting. Suddenly the line at the DMV is not dreaded but looked forward to... I know weird.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here is a link to a very well respected fellow begging the world to stop hugging their data and let people have access. This is my BIGGEST pet peeve in the corporate world. Small minded people protecting valuable data to the point it kills innovations, stifles creativity and suffocates the company.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/tim_berners_lee_on_the_next_web.html">TED.COM</a></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-9122020603629253962009-01-20T14:29:00.002-05:002009-01-20T14:31:28.657-05:00Congratulations Mr President<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxx7K1sD2O5f2YHfZqhHGBaqrfOi4qij_1nMLF-mMKpxdQ6Eng26WNp1h2xoiNsvnkcPDVejmPpAlnJ1IdKUx9gjihDM9uKyREy0rZeuoQbLOpwt4kUEybUlBj8N9rf7O8rG__mpmJvWI/s1600-h/IMG_0401.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxx7K1sD2O5f2YHfZqhHGBaqrfOi4qij_1nMLF-mMKpxdQ6Eng26WNp1h2xoiNsvnkcPDVejmPpAlnJ1IdKUx9gjihDM9uKyREy0rZeuoQbLOpwt4kUEybUlBj8N9rf7O8rG__mpmJvWI/s400/IMG_0401.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293460738704930754" /></a>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-80652336209685865532009-01-06T10:50:00.003-05:002009-01-06T10:54:32.931-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIDi_PjA4cl447xVwvEf9t7BzQhUvWltF47LTNCJRSoKuQiSzLe9yU_AniLQS8r97APkjo3c64watCpQGddGdYzOGnqqAb1W95GYKuKV6RsYp65XIi8vo1DP9Mq75jYqSfbcqLasLFbJg/s1600-h/splash-screen-v01.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIDi_PjA4cl447xVwvEf9t7BzQhUvWltF47LTNCJRSoKuQiSzLe9yU_AniLQS8r97APkjo3c64watCpQGddGdYzOGnqqAb1W95GYKuKV6RsYp65XIi8vo1DP9Mq75jYqSfbcqLasLFbJg/s400/splash-screen-v01.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288209345112776130" /></a><br /><div>Driven Tree LLC, puts final touches on next application, Calibrated iBall, and prepare for launch. </div><div><br /></div><div>A long winter break has provided the much needed time to focus and add some polish.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Stay tuned and be ready to be one of the first to use this first time ever brand new, never before seen iPhone application.....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-8749660740887557382008-12-14T18:47:00.005-05:002008-12-14T18:50:52.359-05:00Huge Day<img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG3FObXu4INc9ZmJb-H6FK3hopKSb-pcFFyxfhivqNPsbvvEvgBXvHwYL9z8PcC63DMFyZTZ2AIAIDuHby-IlVmC9Fl_CnGLPU_imZikjjBzZajSW9c6VO2YWxa_ruaOZjR0mSfY7wBzk/s400/iphone-w-splash-screen.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279797054434189554" /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:14px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><br /></div><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Today we got word that our application has been accepted onto the iTunes AppStore. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;font-size:16px;">This is the culmination of six months of after hours and weekend work. It feels great!</span><br /></div></div></span>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-79210842620286212942008-11-15T10:37:00.006-05:002008-11-15T17:11:09.011-05:00Fear masking as apathySun made the biggest <a href="http://www.sun.com/aboutsun/pr/2008-11/sunflash.20081114.1.xml">announcement</a> yet of layoffs on Friday. Roughly 18% of the remaining work force, or 5000-6000 people. Unfortunately, Sun still takes no credit for the run of bad luck since 2000, but instead continues to blame the economy. Well there is no doubt the economy has finally stepped in to keep Sun honest. Now Sun can blame the economy, and many others are joining in this same chorus and justifiably so. It's bad and getting worse, especially for companies that were not rock solid going into this latest recession. <div><br /><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 155px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizgVcCKrJ4yBm47j6Cwuc-Laqvj5uPUUGeQymc9PHhPTsnVZTBAVERTvFUfjXnHMxCesas74AMlhMHo7e6iYxaLvCig6MlTo9ScanDlIQUtTTRXFqh4WtLqLQgp9dyyDGXJe34XWM5GW8/s400/Picture+4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268912585160326962" /><div>It doesn't take an economist to analyze a companies success when they have lost 98% of the market value over eight years. The writing has been on the wall as Sun struggles to reinvent itself for a long time now. With new leadership came a drive to convert the company from a hardware company where software and support were necessary evils, into an open source software company with the vision of driving new customers to its hardware through their adoption of free software. But they never sold the concept internally. They shared, demanded, ranted, raved, screamed, and begged on bended knee trying desperately to instill or impart the vision to the internal masses, but without success. The sheep at the water cooler continued to bleat sound bites about the silliness of expecting revenue from free software, and what the pony tail boy might be smoking in the ivory tower. I am not into prognostication but his strategy might have worked with more run way and better marketing of the strategy internally. But waiting for enough Solaris eyed college kids to grow into positions of decision maker in large corporates or having enough start ups hit big enough, is a very long term strategy indeed.</div><div><br /></div><div>So the real question for me becomes, why stay? If in fact the writing is on the wall, and the likelihood of getting laid off just went up by 20%, why am I not dusting off my resume. Why am I not pounding the streets, knocking on doors, networking, seeking new challenges? Am I so proud and loyal of Sun that I am willing to go down with the ship? Am I a lazy person, not willing to leave the comforts of my work from home nest to go out into the real world once more? Am I apathetic or pathetic? My family depends on my income after all.</div><div><br /></div><div>While journaling this morning I came to a new and different conclusion, "fear." Yep plain old fashioned fear, based on self doubt and lack of confidence. Heres the real kicker, I do not feel worth of the salary I am currently earning. Possibly strange to hear, but I suspect more people know this feeling than readily admit it. </div><div><br /></div><div>I came from a humble blue collar back ground where very hard work was very modestly rewarded. Yet I have worked my way into positions over the years that leave me feeling like a fraud at times. In the back of my mind I am always worried someone will discover I am really not worthy of the position I find myself in. Its not crippling worry or fear, until it time to consider a move up the food chain or out of the organization. Then it becomes palatable and all to real. If you do not feel your worth of your current station in life, how do you find the internal gumption to reach for the next rung on the ladder, moving out onto even thinner ice.</div><div><br /></div><div>This fear manifests itself in in-action. I simply avoid the risk of being found out by not requesting new responsibilities or by not sending out resumes. The prospect of having to sell myself once more to a prospective employer is frightening. Being told I am not qualified for a job is paralyzing. And then there are the very real challenges that come with this long term belief and behavior. Trying to write my resume after doing the same job role for the past seven years scares me. How do you make the lack of progression look ok or even good to a perspective employer. </div><div><br /></div></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-57794857723421147992008-10-12T10:36:00.002-05:002008-10-12T10:39:20.351-05:00Dolvin Yearbook Cover FinishedI am much happier with this years cover than with previous attempts. <div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXL9aR94Ce6tBPfHAWwb_1yPE-d60q67jUKDwTisAThB8ZQTtc3VF_9Z8hWC0q9fM5dedviAMjY66a8O2OL-DbA9l7AFaa7la7VppNHnujYTDtTMHEnKDxjwbBCitqTAMajqP60A3Gi8w/s400/dolvin-yearbook-v8.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256292408281669410" /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-4601241094232214972008-09-06T22:04:00.003-05:002008-09-06T22:09:16.609-05:00New Super Hero<div>Being someone that is very visual and always looking for a better way to tell a story, I have found a master, Hans Rosling. He has presented at the TED the last two years and has gotten rave reviews. He is a huge fan of letting folks access data, a frustration I experience in the corporate world every day. His contributions are noble and global, were mine are far less ambitious and small. But I see real value in his work and wanted to share it. The upper right corner of the following link are two videos well worth you time.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.ted.com/index.php/speakers/hans_rosling.html">http://www.ted.com/index.php/speakers/hans_rosling.html</a><br /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-27201153873062817312008-09-06T10:17:00.002-05:002008-09-06T10:23:25.481-05:00Directory cover accepted by committee<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_tY6z7o4hjDi4t38F8lm6mX3HaUEo-ukW4l8LYXjWLdIlvOcst80pt9prsS4Xa6gtJcBaTa5J3scktSpC8kB9L0RczR751nunJJR3c4pMBsJHQ7CA9LNW4N0IkGr0NDBQ5NTvVD3uuAo/s1600-h/directory-cover-004.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_tY6z7o4hjDi4t38F8lm6mX3HaUEo-ukW4l8LYXjWLdIlvOcst80pt9prsS4Xa6gtJcBaTa5J3scktSpC8kB9L0RczR751nunJJR3c4pMBsJHQ7CA9LNW4N0IkGr0NDBQ5NTvVD3uuAo/s400/directory-cover-004.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242929092961521378" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">The the final design now goes to the printer.<br /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-39700671948019185082008-09-06T10:04:00.003-05:002008-09-06T10:14:55.048-05:00The art of seeing<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdANaJRZxLfgXkG0d8ZrqqclDT6K7zLHQazVI74ZcA02ETCecK42db7kztC-PhZ8_pof9uB1pKEro_xQ46sJDJQe_GPpoIaOKEpOafkCYDgEpeq-TU7_3zlMEZ3caRXJhfIljuoXcuQLs/s1600-h/sc00905231.png"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdANaJRZxLfgXkG0d8ZrqqclDT6K7zLHQazVI74ZcA02ETCecK42db7kztC-PhZ8_pof9uB1pKEro_xQ46sJDJQe_GPpoIaOKEpOafkCYDgEpeq-TU7_3zlMEZ3caRXJhfIljuoXcuQLs/s400/sc00905231.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242927056882537090" /></a><br />I find more and more often I fail to take the time to see a painting or picture. I've always questioned those "experts' and scholars who can go on for ever about all the symbology, inferred meaning and what the artist was trying to say. I think this is even more pronounced in our new world of high speed streaming media blasted at us electronically. The vast majority of this new content do not require any thought. The meaning is clear and to the point, "drink coke." I fear that we may be losing something along the way thought. The need and desire to look and think deeper. Exercise is hard, and the brain is just another muscle that needs to be exercised, and yet human nature drives us to seek the easy path, like electricity seeks the path of least resistance. I found this beautiful etching in a cheap art book of mine lost among all the rest. I will not try to decipher all the clues, no do I feel I could, but there is a lot more to this scene than a simple sleeping beauty and the clues about it abound. Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-28312433464354843142008-08-30T09:17:00.003-05:002008-08-30T09:58:07.632-05:00Book Review - The Faith of Barack Obama<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpkmC635PNXeJMcR67oQPekVhz3cMvfl0azoU_hrrT_hGx1TqyoK-0HBFiuUsDKuCM__rHCzT_dlgyjj4O7Nqfnf5doIrO6QsX4eGPdhqPLLdhvYdWVOX1mfTCZhwckgRXCBOjdqJ6mLw/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpkmC635PNXeJMcR67oQPekVhz3cMvfl0azoU_hrrT_hGx1TqyoK-0HBFiuUsDKuCM__rHCzT_dlgyjj4O7Nqfnf5doIrO6QsX4eGPdhqPLLdhvYdWVOX1mfTCZhwckgRXCBOjdqJ6mLw/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240324819897090274" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">While not a particularly religious person, that does not prevent me from finding value in and from those who are. A view I have only achieved slowly over time. That being said, I have for sometime now enjoyed reading the blog of <a href="http://www.michaelhyatt.com/fromwhereisit/">Michael Hyatt</a>. He frequently blogs interesting things and insights I would not otherwise have considered. He recently sent me a copy of a new book and asked that I review it, "The Faith of Barack Obama" by Stephen Mansfield.</span><div><br /></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I was initially a bit skeptical of how Mansfield would handle such a highly charged political figure. As recent review of the two candidates for president on www.snopes.com reveals my concerns. John McCain has five urban legends which Snopes addresses, and yet Barack Obama has over 30 urban legends which required debunking. So I proceeded with caution, looking of objective review as opposed to muck racking. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I must say that once I relaxed, determining the author was going to handle the material with objectivity, I was able to enjoy the book very much. I found Mansfield's navigation through many of the difficult subjects fair and balanced. He did not tell me how to feel or what I should think, but rather he laid out a very interesting story and brought new insight which I needed.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">If you are looking for a book that will be strongly negative or positive and tell you how to take this candidate this is not the book for you. But if you are a person interested in discovering the many facets of this individual then I think Stephen Mansfields book does that exceptional well. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-17090962475849007332008-08-26T07:31:00.003-05:002008-08-30T16:41:40.639-05:00ERP and the service delivery model<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Previously I wrote about business rules and the effect they are having on service delivery and our ever increasing need to find new solutions to complex customer problems. There are companies that have figured out how to capitalize on this problem and moved the risk or share the risk of doing so with other providers. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">First are moves by companies like IBM from simply a manufacturer of business machines (systems) to one of a service provider, taking on a hardware agnostic air. Make no mistake IBM is still a huge provider of hardware, but IBM has been hugely successful with their Global Services (IBM-GS) business. At many companies IBM takes on the entire support of a customers environment and out sourcing the delivery back to the original service providers for a reduced rate, having never stepped foot on the customer data center floor. There are many reasons for this shift, but growing complexity in the data center, and the desire to simplify and focus on their core business appear to be strong driving factors. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">So why would the original service providers accept these new terms? They can not afford to walk away from the deal even at reduced rates, as more and more providers have branched out into multi-vendor support. Other companies are looking at the success of IBM-GS and putting together Multi-Vendor Support (MVS) strategies in an attempt to replicated their success and hopefully carve off a slice of this revenue stream. All the while, afraid of additional margin erosion, scrabbling to to ensure the assets they are subcontracting for are counted (by serial number) and on the contract.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">There is another reason for the increased competition and pressure on previously high margin business. IBM, Sun Microsystems, Inc., Hewlett Packard, and others once made unique and complex systems that required very specialized support. But as customers migrate away from proprietary processors and operating systems, toward commodity hardware such as Intel x86 processors and variants of Linux, they open up to a broader range of engineers and products they can turn to. Increased competition drives down margins.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">What are companies doing to solve this new reality? Burying their heads in the sand I am afraid. Rather than seeking a new paradigm and change the old model, they are clinging to what they know. Scrabbling around looks for more assets to put on maintenance contracts, to increase their capture rates and raise new revenue. The exact opposite of what their customers are demanding.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Which brings us full circle to the concern over asset management and a service model build on accurate accounting of those assets and the cost associated with determining those assets and the ongoing management of that information. If you assume this is the only viable model for the delivery of service then you must start with a system or database that you can use to collect the assets, track them, associate them with contracts, sell contracts, etc. Every aspect of the life cycle of a serviceable asset from manufacturing of it, sell, resell, maintenance, its exit into the after market or grey market and finally its ultimate destruction or recycle. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP) to the rescue. But does it have a place in modern support service delivery. I suggest the answer is yes, it has to, but not as its being used today for field service delivery.<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-3166439913073635292008-08-26T07:21:00.004-05:002008-08-26T07:30:44.129-05:00Two possible school directory covers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMkj6ePywIj2n4aUtUxz2CXzzey63J5ah5JLGuQbIptPTANgfDYGeBZYDdQV7AM-Z-R7id4X3UegsOLWa3r2j8sNQUzlrNAuh7GCCtmKyKpTXKxK9W08Zz61vRY1miOe-jqsoJmGQRlvQ/s1600-h/IMG_0207.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMkj6ePywIj2n4aUtUxz2CXzzey63J5ah5JLGuQbIptPTANgfDYGeBZYDdQV7AM-Z-R7id4X3UegsOLWa3r2j8sNQUzlrNAuh7GCCtmKyKpTXKxK9W08Zz61vRY1miOe-jqsoJmGQRlvQ/s400/IMG_0207.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238802584205041266" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkvWwy-A9pnawZLrSaqq7FBoERBEz9tZlpdnwPuDvaWkL9pZPS6KXqvDBBG5ooaNNW5EDaaRZ9GVo3dDS8HRSgTx4Sx-bafiq7FXPGrhP82i63tM-93HwP3xbln3MLIjrQScNGehwJkzc/s1600-h/directory-cover-003.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkvWwy-A9pnawZLrSaqq7FBoERBEz9tZlpdnwPuDvaWkL9pZPS6KXqvDBBG5ooaNNW5EDaaRZ9GVo3dDS8HRSgTx4Sx-bafiq7FXPGrhP82i63tM-93HwP3xbln3MLIjrQScNGehwJkzc/s400/directory-cover-003.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238801412859208162" /><br /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-22344358138338665342008-08-20T20:40:00.002-05:002008-08-20T22:18:34.000-05:00Concept to reinvent field service delivery<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Subtitled An auction twist on outsourcing.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">In an ever worsening economy and steadily decreasing profit margins for field service delivery what is a computer service organization to do? Engineers live in fear of layoffs, receive less and less training, are asked to carry more load, and have their call out, standby and car allowances reduced. Can both issues be resolved. Can companies continue to service their customers with highly skilled engineers, while meeting their demands for cheaper services. Can engineers be justly rewarded for studying and taking the time to learn and become </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia;">proficient</span>? Can engineers once more command financial reward for competency and motivation, where todays companies have diluted the resource pool, with "Good Enough" and canned annual reviews and insulting annual increases spread across the board like peanut butter. I think so...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">What if you were to created a market place where freelance engineers could bid on work? An auction type clearing house for opened service calls. What if freelance engineers had ratings that were a function of previous customer experiences, training/certification levels, previous successful job completions (perhaps time to resolution), and personally stated skills. These would have to be solid and very consistent, if people are to buy into them. But if there is true quality and integrity in the way they are arrived at and maintained over time, then these ratings become highly coveted and a badge of honor amongst themselves.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Now support a customer does not want to be locked into a contract and pay for services they may never use, is there a better solution than simply T&M services on an as we can get to it bases? What if they were to agree review/survey every engineer they have deliver a service. Not a random sample but everyone as a function of this service. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">I don't have this completely worked out, but the concept is that a customer in need of service logs onto a website and initiates a service request. They provide the needed information about the problem (I know this is not simple) then select the skill level and urgency of the request. Maybe we suggest skill levels for broad categories such as disk drive replacement might require a level one, while mirroring a three way cluster might require a level 5. But if a customer is very nervous they should be able to pay for a higher skilled individual. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Now the freelance engineers is registered with our service and has an RSS feed or email or whatever notification method they select running. They only see service requests at their level and below, and are then allowed to reverse bid on the job. Reverse bids would have to include amount he/she is willing to do the service for and time to arrive. Say three of four engineers </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">This needs more thought, but that should get the juices flowing. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-69236233023014883552008-08-17T09:46:00.005-05:002008-08-17T10:50:37.782-05:00Losing our way, accomplishment and pride<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Perhaps it is simply my age and human nature to become reflective over time. As I slide through my 40's I am becoming more concerned about of society, especially the current and future state of our younger generations. I suspect this is not a new phenomenon, for previous generations were convinced we were going to hell in a hand basket too. But that does not change the fact I too am feeling this more and more strongly with each passing day.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">We seem to be moving away from being a country of hard working producers of goods, to one of mass consumerism. We once valued skills and professionalism, craftsmen were held in high regard. Factory workers, like my father, were not necessarily proud to work on a line, but were proud to have solid jobs that sustained their families needs. It was respectable to work, and work hard. There was something else too, something less tangible, pride. We were proud of our products, the fruits of our labor, the end results. I struggled as a child to reconcile the grumbling of my father at the end of a long day, with his pride during open houses at that same factory, when we showed us the finished electric motors he helped produce. His face would light up and he explained the part which he directly contributed to. He was not solving world hunger, he was not saving lives, but we was producing something of value to others, being monetarily rewarded for it, and finding self worth in the process.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Today, the constant barrage of advertising and mass media suggests that happiness and not pride or ones contribution to our society is the most important aspect of being human in America. And once you buy into the concept that your personal happiness is important above all else, its easy to flip a couple of switches and connect the acquisition of material goods and personal entertainment to one's happiness. Having a shiny new car makes me feel good about myself. Watching a movie is fun, and allows me not to think for two hours.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Just 30 years ago, there was very little in the way of personal entertainment that didn't also required a little personal output. Radio shows gave way to television shows on a couple of channels during a few of hours each day. The majority of the time available in a day was spent else where. Play was physical exercise and typically not organized by adults, for the future hope of professional contracts and big money. Adults worked and there were not many jobs that Americans were too good to do, or that didn't pay at least a living wage. Most folks that had a job, had a full time job, and paid enough to house and feed their families. Unlike today were, in a effort to drive up corporate profits, corporations are only offering part time work to avoid the benefits requirements of full time employment. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Today we sit in air conditioned comfort, in front of high definition televisions every available free hour we are not sleeping, making excuses why we deserve to relax and unwind. Or we sit for hours on video game consoles, in simulated dangerous realities safe from the outside world, fighting wars, racing and crashing cars, and being criminals as we seek thrills and the pursuit of personal happiness. We are not contributing to anything or anyone. We are not producing a product, we are not impacting our society and we are not adding any value. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">We are consuming faster than we are producing. For the last 25 years, stock holders demands for more and more profit have driven corporations to dismantle and ship our factories over seas, to cheaper labour markets so we could buy more products for less money. In our race for happiness and self pleasure, which we now achieved through material goods acquisition and personal entertainment, we have lost, or are rapidly losing, the foundation that allowed us the capital to accomplished this life style. As we allow the base (production of products) to be shifted away from America, we are slowly lose the ability to feed our habits. Our young country is in danger.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Rather than face this reality we look the other way. When we run out of money we print more. When we have driven the value of the dollar to low to buy more we repackage it. We create value where there is non and sell it to the greedy in giant bundles of meaningless mortgages. Then once the world throws the covers back and discovers our fraud, we fall further. They fear we can't buy their products, and offer us the sweet apple of original sin, a loan. Just take our money and pay us later when you get back on your feet. But without a product, and a work force willing to bend their backs to make it, how will that happen. We are already seeing the widening of the separation of the classes in America. Where once the middle class dominated, we are now becoming a two class society while China grows the biggest middle class the world has ever know.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Are we lost, has the train left the station, I do not know. But regardless we must relearn the value of work, and reinstate pride. Not pride in high scores of kills or wizard levels, but in our individual contributions to our families, communities and our society. We must try and we must succeed for the sake of our generations to come and this country we love and want them to have as our legacy.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-73969501400287380772008-08-14T20:30:00.003-05:002008-08-14T20:38:44.854-05:00Ark mural completed<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnQhsDiSw0RMG_jFeRO85qrEd2j_bIq1KWdnDP2TbkAV-DKGvyNg4aTdJnx-MXANjZhmipyqzKSPz-21fI-PoXc7qvWlMLJDLV7ydpmxnR3_iqIRbBEP9rZ_CPfpxyN82kKNniTH0c7X8/s1600-h/P1030030.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnQhsDiSw0RMG_jFeRO85qrEd2j_bIq1KWdnDP2TbkAV-DKGvyNg4aTdJnx-MXANjZhmipyqzKSPz-21fI-PoXc7qvWlMLJDLV7ydpmxnR3_iqIRbBEP9rZ_CPfpxyN82kKNniTH0c7X8/s400/P1030030.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234552414872277874" /></a><br />After four weekends and 66 hours I have completed another mural. This one was at a Christian daycare center in Canton, GA. The final dimensions were 8' x 22'<div><br /></div><div>For those curious enough to ask, my published rate is $15 per square foot.<br /><br /></div>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-65936736924761898262008-08-12T06:54:00.006-05:002008-08-26T07:21:06.523-05:00When business rules failWhat is a business rule and who enforces them? How do they erode over time, why and what happens when they do.<br /><br />In the service delivery business a common big rule (one that is the basis for other rules) is that a Customer tells the provider what they would like to have serviced. So, while a business process is typically written down as a guide for employees to follow (to accomplish such tasks as quoting, invoicing, billing, booking, supporting, etc.) a business rule is more often a general understanding that is woven into the cultural fabric of a company, or is an industry standard practice.<br /><br />For the sake of argument, I will focus on support services and the creation of an agreement between a vendor and customer. In the computer industry, computers, software licenses, peripherals etc, are frequently distributed over large geographic areas and, more and more often, globally. So when a customer wanted to put their gear on a support contract they work with a service provider and share the list of gear they want covered with a support agreement. The vendor then takes the list, determines the cost of supporting it, adds an appropriate margin and provides a quote back to the customer for consideration. The BIG rule here is that the customer is responsible for letting the vendor know what they would like to have serviced. Once agreement is reached, the vendor loads the provided list into some sort of entitlement database with a contract number, and provides the customer with a contract and support phone number. Entitlement is based on the serial number of the failing system at the time of the service request.<br /><br />Things they are a changing. Today, as more and more IT managers are asked to do more with less, those once rigid controls of inventory and assets have taken a back seat to more urgent needs like installations, maintenance and crisis management. Where once systems administrators were co-located with the gear they managed and could simply walk over and power cycle a system or read off a serial number, that has now become the exception not the rule. We are seeing a huge shift to remote management, everything from 'work from home' to offshore out sourcing. It is not uncommon now for an SA in India to call in for support on a system in North Carolina, for example. If electronic serial numbers were uniformly available this would be less significant, but they are not. Compounding this lose of inventory control is the rapid merger and acquisition of companies with their own IT departments and data centers. By design, mergers reduce head count, leveraging economies of scale to drive down cost and grow revenue. As each new acquisition is cobbled onto an existing IT install base the ability to effectively track and manage their assets is diminished.<br /><br />IT management is still held accountable for uptime and availability of their assets and thus must ensure that all appropriate support is in place for the gear they cover to meet their Service Level Agreements with their customers. This is the first chink in the armor of the simple BIG rule. The manager, knowing he does not have a perfect list of inventory, approaches the vendor and says: "Here is a pretty good list of my assets across the hundreds of sites I am responsible for, but I know it's not complete. I can not afford to have your company deny me support for a system I might have missed on this list, so I need an agreement from you to cover me even if the serial number we call in on is not on the contracted list. "<br /><br />Traditionally this would have been handled by Time and Materials service. This is where the customer pays a standard flat rate per hour for a technician and the cost of any parts needed to effect the repair. By design this is a more expensive service to receive and to deliver. Since it is less predictable and has no bankable reoccurring revenue stream, the vendor is not as able to adjust resources effectively and thus offers the service as a stop gap measure only. The price is kept high to drive customers to a more predictable and manageable service model and steady reoccurring revenue streams. This allows for better coverage models and tighter resource management.<br /><br />Now lets break the BIG rule. When the customer is of significant size, and brings significant revenue to the vendor, they can make requests that must be addressed. In this example the customer is unwilling to take on the risk of incurring the higher costs of T&M services for gear they have failed to identify. They expect, require and demand a fixed cost for ALL their gear to reduce their risk of unexpected costs and missed Service Level Agreements due to the best effort nature of T&M services. So they pressure the services sales representatives to cover ALL the equipment. But how, since the very foundation of entitlement is driven by serialized assets existing in an entitlement database. Give Service, Service First, Elite, Strategic, Global, Premium, the list goes on, all names given to solutions to this problem. These special large account plans offer many other services, but the core remains the same, getting them service no matter what. The argument goes something like this; Customer X is so important that we can not afford to be rigid or black and white and must get out of the box to solve their problems. The sales representative dangles a multimillion dollar contract in front of a deal review board who are financially focused, with NO knowledge of the back end processes to implement such entitlement challenges and they jump. These jumps to acceptance are accelerated in economic down turns and become exacerbated with struggling companies. Once this train leaves the station for one customer, it quickly becomes the model for the rest, and the snowball effect comes into play. Once a struggling company begins breaking their own rules, the complexity of the service solution they offer grows quickly and yet the resources required to implement such complex solutions decline. The net effect is reduced quality of the service, lower customer satisfaction and morale, beginning a self defeating cycle. <br /><br />The business rule that once suggested, "we will contract for support any equipment you tell us about" has now become, "we will contract for support any equipment you own" thus moving from serialized assets to customer name (legal entity). This now breaks the rule, and the consequences begin to cascade from here.<br /><br />Perhaps if this new entitlement model were designed from the ground up, rather than being forced into it, we could have found a solution for these accounts that would stand the test of time and integrate into longer term strategies. But there is little incentive to do this as Sales and Marketing are focused on selling. The back end implementation and delivery is someone else's problem to solve. To deliver this new entitlement model, the natural thing to do is look for the choke points. Where, in the existing process, would the customer be denied service without a serial number, and put a bridge or stop gap measure in place. A custom solution for each variation sold. There are two main ports of entry; the phones and the web. Knowing the web challenge I will focus on the phones. We create a new business process that says if Customer X calls in, and they can't provide a serial number or the serial number they do provide does not exist, refer to a customer account list and based on what you read there, give them the service level listed. With hundreds of people taking calls around the world it became very difficult to know which of the hundreds of thousands of customer should be looked up in this exception process and it fails. Adding complexity are the various ways customer names are spelled, and various different operation names a given company amy work under. Customer are denied service and satisfaction falls. So we created a special phone number or ID's they could use that would route their calls to a special group of people trained to read their custom pages and take the appropriate actions. This seemed to work and customer satisfaction returned to high levels, more or less. Standardization across the globe is difficult and incentives vary driving different behavior creating inconsistency.<br /><br />This model depends on several things that are intangibles such as trust. The support services organization must trust that the sales organization is doing a competent job determining the install base is accurate in general terms. For example, if the customer had 1000 system on contract five years ago and buys 100 new ones each year and retires 50 old ones each year, you would expect 1250 systems on the quote. Traditionally the sales representative, with the customers support, would agree on this number, list the known serial numbers and locations, make up dummy serials and locations for the missing gear and sign a contract. The trust must be there for this to work. If the service delivery teams doubts the effectiveness of the sales representative in capturing all the assets, they grow to believe they are giving away their services or not being fairly compensated. When times are tough and layoffs are happening this trust becomes more difficult to maintain.<br /><br />If you do not trust that your sales team is capturing all the assets on the contract, and you are giving service to the whole account, then you by default must assume to are missing revenue opportunities. We often fail to realize or acknowledge the fact that this behavior also reduces the preceived value of the service being delivered. If a customer can get the same level of service for half the price, the value of that service is half what it previously was. Or another way to look at it would be, if the customer knows they are growing their install base, and yet are able to hold their cost of support constant, they assume the service was over priced to begin with. This creates a vicious cycle; the service delivery team continues to deliver the same level of service, the sales representative knows they are covering more systems and interprets this to mean the delivery organization is inflating their prices and over charging, sales is justified in their actions...<br /><br />Stay tuned for ERP and Install Base and the shift back to rigid serialized entitlement and those it effects....Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-39417023954181975102008-06-21T11:49:00.003-05:002008-06-21T12:11:34.130-05:00The final updateThursday we pushed into Paris, about seven hours driving. We stayed in the only camp ground actually inside the city of Paris, right on the Seine river. It was really cool, so we took four nights. Friday we took the camp shuttle to town, then walked up to the Arc de Triomphe, then over to the Eiffel Tower. We went to the top and took in the spectacular view. Then is was off to a Creperie for lunch. We all had the ham, egg and cheese crepe's and they were awesome. Later we walked to the Musee d'Orsay. We had just finished the first floor when a bomb threat set off the fire alarms and they cleared the building. Oh darn, now I have to go back to Paris again to see the rest. We walked past the apartment Windy and I rented back in 2000, and then on to an English language movie theater, where we caught the latest Indiana Jones sequel.<br /><br />Friday, I packed lunches and we headed for the Louvre. Chris has been asking the whole trip, "When are we going to see the Mona Lisa?" Today was the day. I made it our first stop. Both boys seem to really enjoy seeing it. Then we walked around for a couple of more hours. I tried not to get too carried away, and think three hours was about right. We walked fast and saw a lot, so that helped. We sat on the steps outside just across from the Pyramid and had our lunch. Then it was off to Notre Dame. We toured the inside and then walked the steps up to the bell tower Quasi Modo style. <br /><br />Saturday, we rode the metro over to Sacré Cœur, and took a long walk back to the river and the VIIe arrondissement with large grass lawns for a picnic lunch. Michael worked on his juggling while Chris and I played Frisby. Next we strolled along the Champs-Élysées to the Arc de Triomphe where we once again climbed the stairs.Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-6285424520673870922008-06-11T05:45:00.002-05:002008-06-11T05:57:49.544-05:00Day 17 Monaco and FranceWow, so much to catch up on. Saturday, I got online a bit while the kids swam in the pool, then it was off to the beach for the afternoon. The boys got their first topless sun bather exposure, and seemed quite pleased about it. Saturday evening the boys and I made friends with a nice Italian family camped next to us. They had 2 boys, Mario 15 and L-something 11 and a girl Valerie 13. They were down to compete in the Italian nationals for olympic wrestling. The daughter took 3rd in her age group. The kids all hit it off as soon as I threw out the Frisbee, and played for several hours. Michael and Mario talked about video games, Invader Zim cartoons on his iPod and the funny looking American money. Kids seem to just figure out how to communicate without us. I love it. They gave the boys some Teramesue (sp) dessert. I sat with the folks at common picnic table between the campers and talked about wrestling, my artwork (photos on the laptop) and music. Turns out my iTunes is full of the parents favorite music from their younger days too (they were in their 40's as well). They spoke very little english and I speak no Italian but we managed to have a very wonderful evening regardless.<br /><br />The next day, Sunday we headed into Rome once more. I focused on kid friendly stuff. I let Michael do the Shuttle, Train and subway navigation. He took this job very seriously and did a wonderful job getting us all over Rome and back home. I was very proud of him. Our first stop was the <a href="http://www.stuardtclarkesrome.com/capuchin.html">Capuchin Crypts</a> a very fantastic collection of skeletons of monks arranged in amazing decorations. Needless to say they loved it. Next we were off to the <a href="http://www.bioparco.it/forma//bioparco_eng/bioparco_eng_ID737.php">zoo</a> which was another hit. I forget how much kids enjoy a zoo. We then walked down to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevi_Fountain">Trevi Fountain</a><br /> and each tossed in a coin to ensure our return to Rome one day. Then it was on to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheon,_Rome">Pantheon</a> and again there is just not words to describe the scale of the architecture. The boys thought a hole in the ceiling of a church was pretty cool. Since it was sprinkling rain, they got the whole effect. I must admit that it was seriously cool. Then it was back to camp where I cooked dinner.<br /><br />Monday was a travel day, and we packed up and headed to Monaco. A long drive but one of the most beautiful I have ever driven, even on the highway. Driving for hours along the Mediterranean up the Italian and then French coast is stunning. Driving a large (by European standards) camping in Monaco however is not fun. I might ever suggest the most stressful driving I have done. The GPS apparently does not take into account either the width of the road or the grade. I wound up on switchback so tight I had to take two approaches. Cars park all along the road and I was squeezing between rock cliffs and parked cars with four inches of clearance on either side. Once we arrived at the camp ground we discovered it was closed, for good it appeared. So we had to find another spot. The next spot was only 40 kilometers away, but due to the roads and traffic, and my dependance on the $(%*(# GPS, it took three hours, and we arrived too late. We spent our first night free camping. Thats code for, finding a well lit parking lot, locking up, pulling the curtains and pretending your not in a train station parking lot. The boys slept fine (the same can not be said for me;-) <br /><br />Tuesday I made the mistake of driving back into Monaco. I followed the P signs for Camper parking which there are exactly one of in all of Monaco. My camper it 3.5 meters tall, and the parking garage for campers turns out to be 3.4 meters. I asked a friendly polizia were I could park, and his response was "Not in Monaco." We winded our way down the coast until we found street parking, and took the train back to Monaco. The train was perfect and we should have taken in from where we camped. We are such beginners. We walked up to the Palace and over to the Aquarium. It was very nice and the kids enjoyed it a lot. Then it was down to the Marina for lunch. This is in the middle of Monaco Grand Prix race course. Very neat place to lunch. The drive to Nice for camping turned out to be yet another adventure. The GPS took us back up alleys and back roads that a motorcycle would find difficult. The road we were on narrowed and became lease travelled and more grassy until it finally petered out into a dead end. I had to walk back down to a hairpin turn, move the large rocks marking the edge, so I could back the camper over the edge to turn around. Then with Michael standing on the edge of the road guiding me, I backed down the 2000 yards, and then did four back and forth turns over the edge and we were once more headed back down the mountain. Did I mention the kids were fighting too. All in all a somewhat stressful afternoon, but a great day never the less.<br /><br />Wednesday is a down day at a real camp ground just outside of Nice, France still on the Riviera. The boys asked for two nights, and I was ready to relax a bit myself. Having had a hot shower and coffee and a cresaunt I am feeling wonderfully refreshed and looking forward to the rest of the day by the pool.<br /><br />BonjourMike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-31899315625914675002008-06-07T06:37:00.005-05:002008-06-07T07:35:14.966-05:00Day 12 (Roma)What would be the point if we couldn't poke fun at ourselves along life's little journey? You may recall that my previous entry was somewhat lengthy. Which was written in an Internet cafe, better known as a bar! Long story short, we had a wonderfully romantic evening, just the two of us. The waiter set up a table with candles in a private back patio and brought us wine and couse couse (spelling not right) and well it was just lovely. Once we switched off the laptops we moved up front to be a bit more social (translate anyway you like and you will probably be close to my consumption level). Around 1 AM we, mostly me, stumbled back up the hill to the camp grounds. A perfect end to a perfect day in the fantastic city of Florence. <br /><br />The next day we broke camp and headed for the hot springs at Saturnia, a short stop on the way to Rome. I was very sick.... Did I mention the RV is a standard, which translates into I am the only driver. I made it 4 km to the first gas station before feeling the need to look for my keys in the grass beside the camper... It is both a blessing and a curse to have a bed in the back of your car. I laid down for a few minutes mustering my strength and willing my stomach to return to its normal location south of my throat. I got back behind the wheel and we were off. About 20 more kilometers that is, before I skidded into a road side stop, while Windy held the shopping bag, like a feed sack from my ears. For those that have known me since childhood you will recall the one thing I am absolutely NOT good at is tossing cookies. I am loud, and I really apply myself. <br /><br />Another 30 km and I pulled off the highway stopping for a third plastic bag, yes the one with the hole in it. While I can't recall feeling worse, I had to laugh just a bit at the repeat of a similar scene 20 years earlier, while traveling with Mom, Lee and the boys. He did have a valid excuse, which is more than I can say. I found a parking place and Windy fixed the boys lunch while I napped. I slept for an hour, got a Dramamine down, and returned to the wheel once more.<br /><br />We pulled into the hot springs about 4 pm, and everyone suited up for a dip in the water. They were very very neat, and the kids loved them. Windy had taken the boys on ahead. By the time I arrived at the baths Windy was holding up her wrist and pointing to it was a very unhappy look on her face. I thought something might be wrong with the sulphur springs but other people were sitting around soaking quit contentedly. As I got closer I could make out what she was saying. Her Tiffany's bracelet had gone from gleaming silver to bluish black. It was at this point we learned Sulphur and Silver are not friends. Both our puzzle rings met the same demise. Being optimistic, I sort of like mine this color.<br /><br />We drove on into the camp grounds in Rome. Actually we stayed at <a href="http://www.countryclubcastelfusano.it/">Castle Fusano</a> which is on the coast. Not right on the beach but very near and pretty cool as well. <br /><br />Friday was Windy's last full day so we headed into Rome using the transit. We caught a shuttle from the camp grounds to the train station, then the train to the subway line B, then a switch to line A and a few stops later we popped out at the Vatican. We walked to the Basilica and took the tour, wow. It is more amazing than words can describe. The kids really enjoyed it too. Then we had lunch from one of those street vendor carts and headed over to the Vatican Museum (Sistine Chapel). There is a lot of amazing stuff to see, but all I kept thinking about was the Sistine, and didn't really fully appreciate the lead up as much as I could have. But let me tell you when you walk into the Chapel it is a physical experience. I did not cry but I would be lying to say I wasn't close. Like so much art you see in real life, the books and video's simply can not do them the justice they deserve. I was left in awe.<br /><br />After leaving the Vatican we hoofed it all over town. I am really proud of the boys, they are doing a great job keeping up and we are putting some miles on those sneakers. I have discovered the trick to a tired boy is Gelatto (Italian ice cream). A few scoops of this wonder drug and the legs are as good as new. We say so much stuff we didn't have time to put names to all of it. It was more fun to look up, than down at a guide. We finished the day with the Colosseum and a bit of shopping.<br /><br />Windy's cooked a wonderful chicken dinner complete with rice, corn and bread, then packed for the trip home today. The boys and I took her to breakfast and then the shuttle. She was sad to go, but happy to have covered as much ground as she did. <br /><br />Updated pictures found at <a href="http://gallery.mac.com/mike.nicholson#100212">http://gallery.mac.com/mike.nicholson#100212</a>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-27819230523468346112008-06-04T14:01:00.003-05:002008-06-04T14:47:00.158-05:00Day 10 (and all the previous ones too)Sorry the wifi has been a bit more challenging and expensive than we expected. Windy and I are sitting on the Arno river in Florence this evening, sipping wine, eating Couscous and very much enjoying out evening. We found a perfect little place called the High Bar, that has free internet and a wonderful waiter that speaks english. We have left the kids at camp for a adult evening out. Yes once you hit forty apparently a romantic evening includes connectivity..... But I digress, or need too.<br /><br />We had a very stressful departure from Frankfurt, due to my own failure to read and understand the rental agreements. We had to provide a cash deposit of 1200 euro ($1980.00) which I was assuming I could just put on the old American express card. They don't take AMX, and all of our Visa cards were debit cards. So I walked down to the local German bank and asked to withdraw the funds from savings.....I might as well have been speaking another language, ok I was but he still, the man said the ATM was the only way to get cash from a card. The ATM would not allow access to the savings, so it was dialing for dollars. After about 4 cards all with different limits for foreign cash withdrawals, I had the required funds. And we were off.<br /><br />As we were leaving the little town with the RV rental place, we found a grocery store and stopped to stock up. Europeans shop a day at a time, so the large cartful of food was an odd thing and cause a big backup when trying to checkout. It wasn't until the end that we discovered they didn't take credit cards, and we needed more cash (Euros). I left Windy and the kids hostage and ran to the bank. It was under the railroad tracks and over the bridge, I kid you not. I found another ATM and dialed for Euro's once more and got lucky on the third card. And we were off.<br /><br />About 10 minutes into the exit from the Frankfurt area we discovered the battery on the GPS was dead, and the charger I brought only worked when the device was powered off. My stress level was pretty high at this point.... I hit the road south and we were off. Fifteen minutes later Lufthansa called me to say they had found Windy's luggage and so we hung a U'ey and headed back to the airport. It was a huge relief to Windy to have her clothes, and since I was on the wrong road south probably a good thing for me too. But I did take my first RV damage as I scraped the mirror on the parking ticket booth at the airport. It would not be my last.<br /><br />We headed over to Wurtzburg, where we camped the first night. A very pleasant campground on the river. As I was backing into the site, I heard a horrible noise, which turned out to be some low hanging tree branches. Damage two had now occurred and I was starting to freak out a little. Windy was wonderful, ensuring the kids were quiet while Dad melted down. Being very concerned about the tree damage, since the RV guys had repeatedly warned me specifically about this, I attempted to climb the back and check it out. The plastic I stepped on gave way and damage number three occurred. I parked in the open field, drank a beer and called it a day.<br /><br />We drove down to Brunnen the next day without event. The camp grounds are incredible and the lake is very beautiful. We took a down day to let the kids play in the lake and throw rocks, play frisby and take long walks. The next day we visited the castles around Fussen, and Fussen its self. We very much enjoyed the area and highly recommend it.<br /><br />Then it was off to Austria, Liechtenstein, Switzerland and Italy. We have climbed the leaning tower of Pisa and the Duomo in Florence. Visited the Uffuzi art gallery and walked the streets of Florence. It has been everything we hoped for and then some. We are off to Rome tomorrow morning. <br /><br />It is a small world after all. Windy and I were walking down the street here in Florence tonight and bumped into a lady I worked with a Cingular (Sue Mahaffey) and her family. What are the chances that not only someone I know would be here at the same time, but that our paths would cross. Just too crazy.Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-10736047591844732322008-05-27T01:03:00.004-05:002008-05-27T01:29:05.075-05:00Europe 2008 - Day 0Wow, and we are off. Our friend Robert played chauffeur and dropped us at the Atlanta airport where we boarded a plane for Frankfurt Germany, via Londons Heathrow airport. We had a 3 hour layover in London and then on to Frankfurt. We arrived in Frankfurt around 5 pm local time, but pparently two of our bags had a different plan, and they are off somewhere on their own holiday. The two checked bags are all the camping gear (pots, pans, flashlights, etc) and the other just happens to be ALL of Windy's clothing. I have to say, she has been a really good sport about it. Lufthansa has been very nice, and provided 200 Euros to buy some replacement clothes. We are not exactly sure if thats a loan or courtesy, more on that later. The boys are far more excited than I expected them to be. Did I mention that they are touching, pulling, poking, and fiddling with absolutely everything they get within reach of. For those family vacation veterans, this may ring a bell. But the end of the three airport, customs, and security checks, I am pretty sure several hundred strangers are convinced we are the worst parents on the planet, having issued so many stern threats to behave. Trust me when I say they all seem to have fallen on deaf ears (grin).<br /><br />After checking into the Intercontinental Hotel (Yea Windy) we headed out for dinner. Our hotel in on the Rhine river with a spectacular view of the river and city (see the photo gallery). We walked over the bridge and past the museum to a river boat reasurant where we had dinner. It was very good, as we were all hungry. We finished the warm summer evening with a long walk back through the city to the hotel.<br /><br /><a href="http://gallery.mac.com/mike.nicholson#100212">http://gallery.mac.com/mike.nicholson#100212</a>Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075471969255086471.post-58928490665608206912008-01-30T07:50:00.000-05:002008-01-30T07:51:58.618-05:00At&t iPhone Support SUCKSMy horrible horrible experience with AT&T support services once more. This was the reason I left their home service and if it were not for their lock on Apple, I would leave their cellular service too. God are they bad. I so wish I had recorded it. It was so bad that I started recording the Apple call out of fear I would have the same experience, and miss a YouTube million hit service call.<br /><br />I called to ask for help diagnosing a problem with dropped calls that started 2 weeks ago.<br /><br />I was transfered from Diane Hawkins, because I landed with the wrong billing group by dialing 611 using my cell phone, and no amount of pleading with her that this was not a billing issue mattered, I had to be transfered to the right billing system group.<br /><br />Michelle Watkins in the right billing group, asked for my cell phone number, as that doesn't seem to follow the call around internally. She confirmed all of my info again, put me on hold asked what the problem was and put me on hold. Then transfered me to Renee Pearlson.<br /><br />Renee listened to my problem and realized I need to talk to a technician, the request I made initially with Diane and then again with Michelle, and put me on hold. Then transfered me to Larry Vols. Larry was excited to help me.<br /><br />Larry's apparently was tipped off to what my problem was before he got on the phone, because he knew exactly what the problem was, sees it all the time apparently. His absolute first question was how many songs do you have on your iPhone. I was caught off guard and struck dumb for a minute. Now I am a reasonable man, really I am, so I think to my self, song are all different sizes, and I have even created a single 200MB song, so size is not his question. Why would the number of songs matter about the single strength dropping out and my phone dropping calls. My brain was really squirming on this question. So in Jesus answer style I answered the question with a question. This was going to be fun.<br /><br />"Why Larry is there a limit that effects signal strength?" asks Mike<br /><br />"What size of iPhone do you have sir" asked Larry. Now I am a bit embarrassed that I have the smaller one. Its probably just a male penis envy thing, but I really didn't want to tell Larry I had the little one.<br /><br />"Larry, why would the size of my iPhone's memory have anything to do with signal strength?" I asked becoming a little defensive I am sure.<br /><br />"Well sir, just like computers things start to slow down when you start using more than 50% of available memory!" Larry boasted as if he had some super inside computer knowledge that us mere mortals could not access, but surely could understand base on his delivery. I just didn't have the heart to tell him that was only true with really crappy OS's like Windows after installing the AT&T dsl malware.<br /><br />"So Larry, your telling me that fully half of the memory in my iPhone needs to remain free to maintain a usable signal strength?" I questioned in astonishment.<br /><br />"Yes sir, just like computer" he kept saying "anything over that and the signal strength is compromised" Larry said confidently.<br /><br />"I am running at 90% memory utilization while rendering video on my Mac, and have no trouble with my internet access at the same time on MY computer" I said in response.<br /><br />"Thats your local network, this is the cell signal it different' Said Larry<br /><br />"Ok Larry if you are going to stand by this statement that I can expect to see degraded performance with my iPhone if I fill the available Gigabytes of memory over half way I will need you to back this claim up. Please email me that statement if you would." I was starting to get tired it had been 25 minutes and I was losing patients.<br /><br />"Sir I can't email you that information" - Larry said defiantly.<br /><br />"Ok than I want a manager on the phone now, please get a manager on this call now, thank you." - a tired Mike<br /><br />"Yes sir just a second" Larry returned shortly with a female sounding voice with an odd name Axel. I didn't even have enough fight in me to poke at that one.<br /><br />"Yes sir how may I help you?" - Axel asked in a pleasant tone.<br /><br />"Well Larry here is making some fantastic claims about the iPhone that I think Apple would be very excited to hear about. Apparently those iPhone can only use half the memory without causing problems with signal strength, and I need someone to send that statement to me in writing" - I stated my case<br /><br />"Yes that is correct, we will have to put you on hold and read the manual" - Axel<br /><br />"Fine do what you have to but I need that statement" - Mike<br /><br />After a full 10 minutes on hold Alex and Larry came back on line.<br /><br />"Sir lets try a different approach, how much free memory do you have left on your phone" - Axel asked me.<br /><br />"What, why are you asking me this and how is it different. Ok listen, Larry was either right or wrong. Which was it. Is Larry making stuff up or are you sending my manual pages in email to support his claims?" I was now a full blown asshole customer<br /><br />"Sir, we can not locate the information at this time. How would you like to proceed" - Axel<br /><br />I took a a breath, and asked he to check for maintenance in the area of my home, and she confirm there was none. I asked her if she could see my dropped calls and she could and even had a list by day of the exact time the calls were aborted abnormally, but that was all she could tell. I found this amazing once more but it was late, had been on the phone for and hour and I was not going to make any progress, so I cut my loses and swore to leave AT&T as soon as I could unlock my phone and cancel my strangle hold contract.Mike Nicholsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171504463262685943noreply@blogger.com0